8/13/05 07:45 pm - levi_bailey2001 - the story of Jack Schitts
the story of Jack Schitt
Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Keedeep Schitt inn. Jack Shitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.
Holy Schitt, there first, passed on shortly agter childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brother. the Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married and spicy little number named Pisa Schitt and they are awaithing the arrival of Baby Schitt
And now you know the story about Jack Sckitt
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