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8/13/05 07:45 pm - levi_bailey2001 - the story of Jack Schitts

the story of Jack Schitt





Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Keedeep Schitt inn. Jack Shitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.

Holy Schitt, there first, passed on shortly agter childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brother. the Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.

Bull Schitt just married and spicy little number named Pisa Schitt and they are awaithing the arrival of Baby Schitt


And now you know the story about Jack Sckitt

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8/13/05 02:40 am - levi_bailey2001 - help

i don't know what up with me latly. for thoughs how don't know i broke up with with my girl friend about 3 months ago. we where to gether for about 1 year. now the reason we broke up is, she had a lot of dreams when we started to date and i suported of that i love her and was will to do anything to git her to see her dreams. But at the last 2 to 3 months of our relason ship she started not having thoughs dreams any more so we started to fight she started talk about just staying home and being a house wife and doing nothing with her life. so i came to the fact that the problems was me. so i left her.

but here the proble i think that im still whont her and its ben 3 mounths now and im still sitting around thinking of her i don't know what to do and how to git her out of my mind.

mybe im just a hopeless romatic like that but i would love to just let her go on with her life and have the best of it she can. if that means that im out of so be what ever make her see her dreams.

now thoughs how know me know that im not use to being alone. there gitting sick and tired of me ask thing them for help so now im asking you all to help me out so what do you think i should do i don't whont to back with her i don't whont to hert her like that agin. but i don't know what to do.

I have done more in my life then most ppl my age i have ben in the army whent to war ben marriad, im a liced rock climing teacher, i sky dive, i have had 2 kids but later found out that they where not mine, and ben devorced.

i don't have any more dreams becide finding some one to be with and have kids of my own and have a famly you know. i don't know maybe i just ment to be alone the rest of my life.

all my friends tell me to just be paishont but that easy for them to say they all have some one they care about alot and i set here alone when there all out being with the ones they love.

so give me a coment on what i should do. My ex whont me back should i go back to her and let her go back the whay she was with no dreams or should i whait and pray to find the girl of my dreams.

wech at this reat probly will close to never or what you tell me.

you friend

levi bailey

8/10/05 10:32 am - hexpiritus - It's All About ME(ME)

After reading some Richard Dawkins, I've come to the conclusion that I'm driven by a kind of memetic imperative. Dawkins supposedly coined the term "memes", and compares their activities and behaviors to "genes", hinting of the memes inevitable superiority and efficiency. Besides his gliding over the nature of consciousness and of the memes themselves, I found his argument very compelling. I've noticed among some people that their biological imperative is strong-- they seek to become wealthy only because of their hope that this will provide a good home for their children, and pave the way for their children's children. They have as much kids as they can handle, and hope that their genes continue on surviving. Such is their ultimate, if subtle, goal: to pass on their genes and continue their line. My parents are very much epitomes of this imperative. Yet, their is another group of people that aren't about propagation and progeny. Instead, their ideas, their message, is infectious. I theorized that if human beings and other organisms are the evolutionary "survival machine", the vehicle in which genes are immortalized, are continued and passed on, then perhaps memes themselves also have various vehicles of survival. However, it seems memes only proliferate among human beings, and not among other organisms-- but I think it goes beyond that. A "gene-complex" can create entire organisms, but a "meme-complex" may in fact create entire paradigms. The next possible evolutionary step could be that the memes no longer require (indirectly) genes for survival-- that in fact, memes and paradigms can exist independently of a human body. Or maybe that's already occurred, but the ability to measure, observe, or judge such a phenomenon is entirely beyond my ken.

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8/7/05 03:14 am - levi_bailey2001 - all alone

have you ever felt all alone you all know what i mean by that to
like today i felt like if it wornt for my best friend misty i wouldn't have any one to hang with you know

to explain she left to day for a family thing and now that she gone i was all alone none of the ppl i normaly hage with whonted to do any thing or had ether plans
so i have a wered filling they don't hang with me for me the hang whith misty im just normaly there

so i gess soner or later i well find out how my true friends are or do you all think im just being scard and depressed give me you true thouts
 

8/3/05 09:36 pm - levi_bailey2001 - hi im new this question is for all the girls

firt this i don't spell all to well that y im here mabe if i wright more i well spell better

now to the question at hand

how old was it when you start talking about sex and wonting to have it
just wonder becuse i just over herd my 14 year old sister phone call
with a boy that a little older then her and
the where talking about meating later and having a good old time
if you know what i mean i haven't sead anything yet to her to let her know that i know what she has planed

but i going to set and wait intell she try to go out on her own agin or meat with her friends and then bust her as i have before

so tell me what age was it when you girls started do that kinda of stuff

8/3/05 06:25 am - jacky_knife - jumper cables

So the other day I was walking to to work when some 'suit' stopped me and asked for a light. I light up his smoke, he says; "cheers' and walks off. I don't know about you but I'm sick and tired of all these bullshit 'counter-phrases' people use just to end a conversation or happening. 'Cheers'?.. Fuck you! what the hell is that supposed to mean? Is that a "thank you" or are you celebrating the fact that I created fire from this magical device called a 'Bic'? 'Cause asshole, you didn't look so happy.

And what about; "Have a good one."... "Have a good one"? I open a door to get into the subway and you push by me as if I was holding the door open for you and you tell me "Have a good one."? Well no, stupid bitch I cant have a 'good one'. Cutting in front of me and making an expression used for a goodbye usually results in people having a 'bad one'. (that 'one' whatever it may be.)

There are countless things you can say like; 'thank you very much' or even just 'thanks' but when you get so goddamn lazy you start to blend words together as if your typing on MSN or some shit, you know that their mouth has to be sewn shut.

And that is; "Thanks-much".

Seriously?...Are they serious?
Yes, yes they are.

7/30/05 04:54 pm - deorcfata - Why?

Why do people say "I was born alone, and ill die alone".

Its stupid and makes no sence. How are you born alone? Hello arnt you coming out of your mothers VAGINA?!?

Plus, you dont know if you will ever meet someone, and unless you like die in an alley somewhere you probably wont die alone.

7/27/05 02:21 pm - phasegia - blah

i am bored.
somebody relieve me.

7/26/05 11:03 pm - pseudoecstacy - what would you do ...

if you had found out that you had terminal cancer or AIDS ... I'll let you be creative and pick which ever one you'd like ... and you had four years to live

skip the whole I'm going to give my family hugs and kisses ... remember ... you have four whole years ... what would you do in those four years .... anything ... you are entitled to any resources you'd like ... be creative and imaginative ... or .. technical .. whatever you fucken want alright?

... oh, and if you can have one thing ... anything except sparing you from death ... what would it be?

i this up on my journal also ... so you can post your answers there if you would like

7/13/05 06:53 am - xlovexyourxhate

how exactly does one suck a fuck?
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